Things we believed on Oct 25 that turned out wrong, and things nobody expected.
Entity
The LLC is dissolved
We assumed the company existed. The state dissolved it June 21, 2026 for a missed renewal. Fixable for about $82 within two years.
C10
Names
Two brand names are taken
Bin Buddy: Utah says the name is unavailable, a Bin Buddies LLC formed in West Jordan in July, and binbuddyco.com is a live bin cleaner. Everline: a federal trademark that covers snow removal, with a Salt Lake office. Grab the Gig is risky too: a pending "Grab-A-Mow" trademark belongs to a company recruiting the same Salt Lake pros.
Proposed: Roomwise Hauling, Rakewell Yard Co., Pinecrew. Salt & Sun and Blue Fern are clear.
C10, red team C10
Prices
Old prices lost money
The approval-sheet junk prices failed in every scenario. The fix was pricing by crew size, because the $50 workers' comp waiver stops covering anyone once a pro brings a paid helper.
C4, red team C4/C5/C9
Reviews
Asking only happy customers for reviews is banned
Your idea was to catch the bad ones first. Google and the FTC ban "review gating". Built instead: every customer sees the Google link; low ratings also open a recovery item for you. We still keep every rating for pro scorecards.
C2, C3, decision ledger
History
Handy and Homejoy are the warning
Handy: $6M plus $2.95M in penalties for setting pay, fining pros and inflating earnings claims. Homejoy: dead in 2015 after a $19 promo, a 25% cut and early expansion. Survivors let the pro set the price, or hire employees.
C19b
Market
Angi's lead business collapsed
Network revenue down 72% in 2025; total revenue $1,030.5M, down 13%. Selling leads to pros is a shrinking business.
C19d
Law
On-site sales and the FTC 3-day rule
Our first workaround failed the red team. Now all extras are approved online at booking, inside a cap. An attorney still has to confirm.
C12, red team C12
Money
Accounting leaks were hiding in the code
8 open leak paths, including an unrecorded $15 dispute fee and a ledger line that overstated our margin by the dump reimbursement. Also: no brand tag on card payments yet.
C18 part B
Design
Generated art beat hand-drawn art
The first Grab the Gig redesign used hand-coded drawings and scored 7 out of 10 from you: right idea, not polished. Image generation from our own sketches gave illustrator quality in minutes at $0 on the ChatGPT plan. Now the rule for every site.
Hourly log, design memory
Languages
Multilingual means rewriting, not translating
A native writer drafts from the brief, not from the English. Spanish uses "tú" for pros and "usted" for homeowners. Slang like "troca" or "jale" only in texts and social posts, because Utah's fastest-growing Hispanic group is Venezuelan. Spanish hero: "El cliente ya dijo que sí."
C14, C17
Copy
Our recruiting headline scored 7 out of 20
"Got a truck or a yard crew? Get local jobs." was generic and invited uninsured side-hustlers. New: "Junk hauling and yard jobs, already booked. See your pay before you say yes." The bottom-of-page 9-field form is gone: a 2-input step sits in the hero and a sticky phone bar.
C15, C16
Benchmarks
Franchise numbers were smaller than we thought
Junk King's 2025 average franchise did $551,635, not the $1.41M we first used (that was a 2022 top quarter). College HUNKS averages $1.555M; mature 1-800-GOT-JUNK franchisees $3.70M.
Round 2 scale economics
Tax
Utah taxes some of our services
Car detailing and interior cleaning are taxable; leaf cleanup is likely exempt; junk removal is unclear, so we charge no tax on it until a CPA confirms.
Hourly log, C4
Texts
Text opt-out only understood STOP
The law expects "cancel", "quit", "unsubscribe" and Spanish words like PARE and ALTO too. Fixed and merged with the Spanish build.
C14, hourly log 03:05